Try this at home, kids!
"Just don't open the hatch, Neil."
"This is humiliating," thought Asimo, smiling.
And then, things got really strange.
At first, dinosaurs welcomed the asteroid.
We worship the pod. Do likewise.
"Put on your suit. It's happening."
They pulled the ocean's drain plug.
You'll be wishing for global warming.
Sharks say humans taste like chicken.
They had been here all along.
We all knew this would happen.
"I wish I was never built!"
They were wrong about the aliens.
Scrawled on the wall: just run.
"Humans are slow!" the raptors laughed.
I just realized, we're all dead.
Before me, the warp gate closes.
Fresh air. It's been a while.
They don't live. They can't die.
This is Mars. Home sweet home.
I'm a zombie, so there's that.
You call that a ray gun?
Looking up, it came from below.
I thought love crossed all species.
Ignore your eyes, never your instruments.
Earth was nice while it lasted.
I told me time travel sucked.
"Some creatures never learn," I grinned.
The apocalypse was not over-hyped.
Kale couldn't believe his host's eyes.
It was a blind hyper-jump.
The date ended when he clucked.
Vaporizing people seems to frighten others.
"Yes, I ooze slime, air breather!"
Stay on your side of Hell!
Covered in flesh, he was hideous.
No one likes me after torture.
They start off handing out air.
He's nice when he's not dead.
Percy tried to hide her claws.
Terrified, I jump into the Drift.
"Stop. He knows we're here."
This all happened before. This all...
"Oh my god!" "Yes?" He replies.
It's high time "time" doesn't matter.
Hiding, Clark peeled off his skin.
Sonia knew she was being hunted.
These are more addicting than haikus!