Albert Noriwether is what you might charitably call "a strange bird." At 37 years of age, he's 15% overweight, has 20/40 vision, and has prematurely lost 30% of his hair. That would put him at around 35% of commonness for the rest of the people in the company where he worked. What made Albert a little harder for people to accept, however, was the fact that since he was 10 years old, he had worn a Halloween costume every single day of his life.
Needless to say, there was only 1 day of the year where 99% of people didn't stare at him. That was the day he met Natalie Goodwin at a party. She was dressed in what she called a "mummy nerd" outfit and she thought that Albert, in his "King Tut meets Elvis Presley" costume, was 100% charming. October 31 that year was the best day of Albert's life, but November 1... that really is a different story.
Needless to say, there was only 1 day of the year where 99% of people didn't stare at him. That was the day he met Natalie Goodwin at a party. She was dressed in what she called a "mummy nerd" outfit and she thought that Albert, in his "King Tut meets Elvis Presley" costume, was 100% charming. October 31 that year was the best day of Albert's life, but November 1... that really is a different story.
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